Knock down jokes
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Memes
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.