Knock down jokes
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!