What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist? Cauliflower.
What kind of pictures do turtles take? Shelfies
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most? A sandyhook
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.
What kind of cars do mexicans drive? A Juanda
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda
what kind of mountain does everyone like? mountain dew!!! hahah
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my was kicked lets be friends ?
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. -- Those who know binary and those who don't.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."