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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.

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The text is a song, "All Star" by Smash Mouth, but the line "But the meteor men beg to differ / Judging by the hole in the satellite picture" is funny. It brings up the idea of meteors disagreeing about the world getting colder because they're the ones making holes in things!

Comments (37)

This person has no life

great this fag just got my trigger song stuck in my head. i hate this song so much when i think of it i get pissed and super edgy

Oh God please no no no

heck you

#YouDon'tKnowWhatRealMuzicIs #GetAFuckingLife #ThatSongIsDumbAF #IfYouLikeThatSongYouNeedToHangYourself #NoMoreHashtags

Someone learned how to copy and paste! 😵🔫

never gonna give you up is better, but this song is too.

You guys are just jealous cuz you spend your time listening to people like Madison Beer and watch cringe tiktoks. Like get a life.

People who don't know what great music is: ANoNyMoUs, Kc, th, GOD DAMMIT, raven, kelly, jump, DarkHumor101, A personn. You guys must not know what true music is, so you watch cringe singers like MB, CDA and DDA (they are trash).

no its stuck in my head now

bruh this is just the lyrics to "All stars"

@bruh yes, it is, its called A JOKE dont think you heard of 1

Don't question true art

Go expire in a remote area in the woods someplace far from civilization.

Go expire somewhere remote in the woods, far away from any civilization.

Why the absolute fuck eould you post a normal (But still good) song on a morbid jokes website. and I agree with what the guy above me said ⬆️

jesus it’s 11:30 at night and i read that whole thing now i wont be able to sleep bc it’s in mah headddd

i read it and it is 1:01 in the morning and i am going to be mad tomorrow i will be mad at the world

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

I just watched Shrek reading these lyrics lol

I have an MF headache now bc of this shit and how is this funny?