Kill jokes

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

A pool table.

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

A pool table.