Kill jokes

If trees could kill you, they wood.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

A pool table.

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

A pool table.