My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
