Kill

Kill jokes

We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

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  • What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

    A pool table.

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  • Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

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  • What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

    A pool table.

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