Kids jokes

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?

Raisin kids!

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."