What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope
When the school shooter says to get on the ground but the sped kid thinks it's simon says
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
What's the similarities between dark humour and cancer
It's funnier when kids get it
A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping. You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
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What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
what can Jump the highest? Emo kids some are still in the air
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
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a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
what did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing he was hanging
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".
