Kids jokes

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn!

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.

When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;

What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?

One kid in eight dustbins.

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

Kids?

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?

An orphan.

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)