Kids jokes
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Memes
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.