Kids jokes
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.