Kids jokes
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.