Kids jokes
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Memes
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"