Kids jokes

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.

What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?

The tree leaves him hanging :)

What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?

One kid in eight dustbins.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.

What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?

Raisin kids!

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.