Kids jokes
An obese kid farts.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying. I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage?
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.