Kids jokes
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Memes
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.