Kids jokes
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.