Kids jokes

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of 'em can see their parents.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?

"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))