Kids jokes
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents