Kids jokes
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.