Kids Jokes

What did the kid say to the emo? Don't leave me hanging

I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

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Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

Were do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown

Why wouldn’t Mrs Grapes 🍇 leave her children behind?

Because she loves raisin kids.

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What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once

I got my orphan kid a phone she was pressing the home button but it didn't work

What do priest and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common

kids turn them on

(me)I know why u don't have friends. (kid) why? (me) because u can't even figure that out.

Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I’m blind!

Mom: Exactly.

what does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

there both turned on by kids

Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza. Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents.

- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.