What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Kids Jokes
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
