Kids jokes
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.