Kids jokes
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday? They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.
The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."
So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."
Jimmylikeskids4
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."