Kids Jokes

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was a kid

Students:oof

Teacher:Is anyone missing

Students:yea your parents

Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there

What is the difference between preschools and my basement?

Little kids come out of preschool.

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill but before I did I set his wheels on fire and called him hot wheels

kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............

I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid, they were still breathing so I told them to walk it off.

What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him its a hairdryer.

During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!