Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
how do you help a depressed kid face their fears... u count to 3 and say jump>
what do blind kids and orphans have in common? neither can see their parents
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
U Can't Touch Kids
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I gave a blind kid a gun telling him it was a hair drier.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
in English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. (Sally): Okay a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. (Teacher): good job Sally. Then the teacher called on 4 other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on little Johnny. (Teacher): Little Johnny say the alphabet. (Little Johnny): bcefghijklmnopsvwxyz. (Teacher): no Johnny that’s not right. (Johnny): oh I forgot u r a q t. (Teacher). No still not right and thank you. (Johnny): oh I’ll give you the d later . (Class): (laughing). (Teacher): GO TO THE OFFICE NOW .
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
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What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
