What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Kids Jokes
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
