Kids jokes

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

The depressed kid getting bullied.

The bully: "You are useless."

The depressed kid: "I know."

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.

Son: Dad, am I adopted?

Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?

My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!

Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.

Quiet kid: "I'm home!"

Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"

Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

Suicide Squad!

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?

The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.

What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.

The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...

...but it left him hanging.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.