Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
Kids Jokes
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
Kid: What is between mom's legs?
Dad: Paradise.
Kid: What's between your legs?
Dad: The key to paradise.
Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
