Kids jokes

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

Why are cancer kids so fly?

Because they got the drip.

I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.

They never got together at all.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.

I love working at an orphanage.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.