Kids jokes
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
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What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!