Kids Jokes

what do Michael Jackson and a playstation have in common? they both get turned on by kids

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...

1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please

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When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???

•terminal

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back

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The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.

“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom "bullets" we don't talk about this anymore

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A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”