Kids jokes

Emo kid

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

Math

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

Dark Humor

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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  • Memes

    Kid

    How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...

    Paradise

    Kid: What is between mom's legs?

    Dad: Paradise.

    Kid: What's between your legs?

    Dad: The key to paradise.

    Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.

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  • Emo kid

    When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?

    Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.

    Cancer kid

    Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

    Oven

    1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

    Country song

    what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

    Priest

    Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

    Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

    Cancer

    What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?

    •Terminal

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  • Pedophile

    A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

    Stutter

    "What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”