Kids jokes
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).