Kids jokes

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?

Play pretend dog in the bed.

POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

:me😐

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

How do blind kids get punished?

By moving the furniture around the house.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.

The tree left him hanging.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

How do you get a discount off groceries?

Scan the emo kid's wrists.