Kids jokes
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...
Man, I love working at an orphanage.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*