I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Kids Jokes
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
