What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
Why did the sped kid get expelled? Because he was tardy.
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
If a pirate was a pervert he would say “are you ready kid?”
good morning everybody well I could say that unlike emo kids
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
i made this up
i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard
later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon
what hit the ground first in a tree a leaf or a emo kid the leaf because a emo kid got a rope to save him
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol