What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids needs to be shot
i bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off
Pussys and tits have one thing in common they both made for kids but men end up licking them or suckling them
Why do blind kids like plane crashes because you can’t dislike what you have never seen
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
you ever look back at your ex and are like 'wow! what was i think?' then i start to think i was the problem :( just kidding fuck that asshole
Hey kids guess who started a micronation It’s Barney and Trump.They don’t let gays in. But they kill them
Russians think they are tuffer than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this
1 USA was NEVER invaded 2 USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does! 3 USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass Russians 4 Our soldiers don’t rape kids 5 we have more Allie’s than you 6 we are smaller but stronger 7 Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, How his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and HOW he was born. 😏
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Elmo- welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia
dude- why are we close to Disneyland.
kid- I don't know. Elmo- rule 1 you must not tell the afforests or Bob Iger about us.
meanwhile Officer- come on Elmo you're going to prison. *Officer arrests Elmo* Elmo- But who wants Tickels.
What’s the difference between a leaf and a emo kid falling out of a tree-the leaf reaches the ground
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
why do kid like to pick on orhpans? because they cant call their parents
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
