Oh Lois,that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to to stand up for himself
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids but 1 kid said 5 then I said your mom fells inbarest cause everyday you look in to the mirror you see how empty your brain is
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale!! I mean if the owners don’t want it anymore what makes you think I want it
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
Long time no see
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Once I Threw The Ball At A Wheelchair Kid Now We Are Playing Rocket League :D
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the Priest.
Q:What did the kid on the airplane say A:Those are two nice towers right there
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait
