Kid jokes
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.