Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Bully: have u ever heard of a brain
Stupid kid:no
Bully: u should go get one
Stupid kid: wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN
what do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit ninja
Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!
The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest
Rosex why you search that dose it mean Roblox sex kid stop
there was a kid in a wheel chair i put him on fire called him hotwheels
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang(hangout) but they took it too literal
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
