New Kid Jokes - Page 22 - Worst Jokes Ever

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".

So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.