KFC

KFC jokes

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.