Whats long and black. The line to KFC
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chickens cross the road??
To get to KFC
Why did ronld Macdonnell go to KFC to destroy them
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
why is the dog haveing kfc becuse the dog has no friend
yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof
Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC
Your mums so fat that when she goes to KFC they run out of stock of chicken 😂
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road Answer: to get to his job at KFC
the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease
