Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Whats long and black. The line to KFC
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
