Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
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buy kfc= 1 more orphan in our fryers
yo mama so ugly she got a lifetime ban from kfc for ordering too many burgers
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are KFC
Orphan: I'm hungry Dad: Let's go to KFC Orphan 2: Boy you don't got a dad
Your so fat you only know the letters KFC
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC
What long and black the line to KFC
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
What is black and long? A line at KFC
Your hairline is lookin so crusty like KFC chiken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin sun radiation.
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
Your mum is so fat she eats every meal from KFC, MACCAS, HUNGRY JACKS ALL AT ONCE!!!!!
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger licking good!
