How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they'll both start.
I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
-->[] go through the door if you can
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Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
what did the substrate say to the active site? cmon baby we fit together open my door lock to fkn key
How does a donkey open a door
With a don(key)
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A guy when back to his apartment,5 Minutes later he said to the receptionist,”it doesn’t fit”so she gave him a new key
Why cant the ctrl key cross the road? Because it is a 8 lane highway.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key
Being in a cage But nobody sees you
Being outside of a cage- but it's empty
Living and realizing you've been born into one
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**-
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. you have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective"
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
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What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
