Key Jokes

I encountered a milf at a bar last night although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy

we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time

then, she asked me flirtatiously

"have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"

I said, "Nope, not yet".

She drank a little more, and said, "well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."

So she took me to her place.

She took out her keys

opens her door

turn on the light

and she yells towards upstairs

"Mom, are you still awake?”

Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.

Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !

Why did the car key never fit in? He was too door key.

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me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.

Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.

Why cant the ctrl key cross the road? Because it is a 8 lane highway.

A guy when back to his apartment,5 Minutes later he said to the receptionist,”it doesn’t fit”so she gave him a new key

How does a donkey open a door

With a don(key)

what did the substrate say to the active site? cmon baby we fit together open my door lock to fkn key

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶

- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏

Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶

Watch Key/Peele "Detective"

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. a woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom" the baby says. the dad chuckles and says "yes. I'd like to have sex with her too"

One day johnae said what do you call a family outing ''INCEST'' LOW KEY jOHNAE FUKS KIRBY AND PEACH

well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary

A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".

The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.

Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)

-Dark_Humor