Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
what do u call a mexican door
dora
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
