Keller jokes
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.