I gave helen keller an oculus and airpods for her 12th birthday and she hated them and me.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Answer; Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs
You move the chairs
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her.
Stuck a plunger down the toilet
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
