Keller jokes
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.