Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
