Keller jokes
Helen Keller def faked it.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!