Keller jokes
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.