How did Helen keller’s mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool? Neither did she.

Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she

How did helen kellers parents punish her?

By rearranging the furniture

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you’d run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj

How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.

How does Hellen Keller drive?

With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back

Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.


Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

Because she’s a woman.

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.