How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.
(shes blind and deaf)
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
what is hellen keller's favorite color
velcro
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
