Keller jokes
Helen Keller def faked it.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.