Keller

Keller Jokes

Class

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Ex

How did Helen Keller die?

Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.

Game

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

Hellen Keller

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

Dog

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

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Man

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.