Keller jokes
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.