Jumper jokes

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

I love jumping off cliffs.

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?

In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.