Jumper jokes
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
I love jumping off cliffs.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.