What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade
What do call a shoe made by George Floyd? The breath Takers
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange A black Woman dressed for church
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the CRAP
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always STICK TOGETHER
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You CRACK me up"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS
What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?
Jay-Z and B
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke? Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag? A Kit Kat.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
How do the cop respond to being called racist He said how can I be racist my wife’s eyes black
What is the difference between runners and my car? My car is still running
