Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Joke Jokes
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
