Joke

Joke Jokes

Emo

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

Tire

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

Goy

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

Unicycle

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

Dog

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.

Cop

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Wheelchair

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

Dad

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Ash

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.