Joke

Joke jokes

What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

What’s another name for nutting in a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.

I was going to think of a good amputee joke...

But I’m stumped.

Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"

Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?

You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"