Joke jokes

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

Why did the cow have for breakfast?

Answer: Muesli.

Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.

My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.

What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?

They both died at 95.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

I would tell a Koby joke...

But it would just crash and burn.

it's not rape if we're both screaming

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Let's have toast in the bath.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless.

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.

No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?

My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”

So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁

Why did Johnny drop his pencil?

To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊

Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?

Because their parents aren't!

Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?

He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.