What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Joke Jokes
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
