Joke jokes
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Fatherless jokes.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Not funny, guys!