Joke jokes
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Not funny, guys!
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.