Joke jokes
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.