Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.