Joke jokes
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
No, you!
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.