Job Jokes

my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn't good

- I work with animals - Great! What job? - A butcher

the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.

My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?

A masterbator

Jimmy asks a elevator operator what he thinks of his job The operator shrugs and says "It has its ups and downs"

My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal. It got too out of hand and I got spanked

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime

But I got fired from that job

Today sucked my girlfriend got hit by a car and I lost my job as an Uber driver

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

I seen a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test cam back and I have hives from my sister.

How did the bullet lose its job it got fired

My sister lost two things today 1: Her virginity 2: Her job at the zoo

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hayfever.

*i got to work* Ben: Oh no my boss is here i hate my job and im terrified of my boss Ben: Uh ey hey Mr.Boss Boss: Have a nice day Ben: Ok bye! Boss:??