What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Jet Jokes
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
