Jeffrey jokes
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.