Jeffrey jokes
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.