Jeffrey jokes
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.