Jeffrey

Jeffrey jokes

Emo

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

Period

Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?

Because this teen just started her period!

Jeffrey Epstein

Michael Jackson

What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

Criminal

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

Memes

CEO

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

Difference

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Death

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

Ice Cream

Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?

To make room in the freezer for his special meat.

Man

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Trash

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

Memes

Community

what do you call someone running away from jeffrey dahmer, fast food. why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he cant find home. how do u get an emo out of a tree cut the rope.

I have two things to say so I’ll start with the funny/good thing. I looked at some new glasses today and my mom made fun of the ones I said I liked and said “ok Jeffrey dahmer” and “ok grandpa” making fun of my style. And second the whole thing about my friend git solved in days and she changed her mind but it became a mess for me now my mom is monitoring my school Chromebook and set up settings in roblox so I can’t say anything even in game and can’t play most of the games. She is being so dumb it’s irritating