Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
jeffrey dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee black and ground up
