What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
jeffrey dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee black and ground up
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
