Jeffrey jokes
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.