Jeffrey jokes
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.