Jeffrey

Jeffrey Jokes

(Okay, actually improvised this time.)

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner. His mother says, “I don’t like your friends”. Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”