Jeffrey jokes
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.