Jeffrey

Jeffrey Jokes

Trump

Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?

So he could trump that little bitch!

Celebrity scandal

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

9/11

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Priest

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

Party

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

Song

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?

"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."

Cannibal

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

Period

Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?

Because this teen just started her period!

Jeffrey Dahmer

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

Diary

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

Body

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.