Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
