Japanese Jokes

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Imposter
in WW2

President: Them damn flat faced n**grs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:sigh Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sht

Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?

I dont know, you tell me.

I know what you did
in Dark Humor

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared

Anus McDickNuggets

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

Don’t be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He’s an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew

Anonymous

My friend group is pretty diverse. I’m Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, “Who wants to go on a march with me?”

THEPOGGYBOY

What’s the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul. At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese.

Orphan eater.

What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!

tyson.xo

why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is…

Your mom69

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright

Hallarious

Why do japenees people hate I phones because there scared that American air drop will fall on it

Anonymous
in Offensive

Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide

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Anonymous

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it’s done.

EL PEPE

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Anonymous

Why don’t japanese people like I phones

Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops