What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot. Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again
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Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
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What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson
What's the difference between Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett? Six Hours.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What does micheal jackson and a rock have in commen?
The are both hard
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
What was Michael jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloid? Don't just leave me alone
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the materinity ward was put on lockdown
