Jackson jokes
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."