What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What does micheal jackson and a rock have in commen?
The are both hard
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
Q: What's black, white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra? No michael jackson after a pepsi advert.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
