When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
