Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
