Jackson

Jackson jokes

Michael Jackson

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

Child

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.

Company

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.

Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."

Michael Jackson

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

Lego

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

Domestic Violence

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Money

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?

Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.

Blanket

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

Word

What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."