Jackson jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."