What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple... you never see a pimple come on a little boys face.
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
they found out that michael jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hihi
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
why did Micheal Jackson go to the movies. he saw there was minor nudity
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
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What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? HEE HEE
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
