Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
