Jackson jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
yo kermit you tryna be like michael jackson?
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.