Jackson jokes
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.