Jackson jokes
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.