Jackson jokes
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.