Jackson jokes
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.