whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
