Jackson jokes

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

Bring 'em young.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?

"Hee-Heegypt!"

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.

Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?

Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?

Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?

Milk-hee-hee Way.

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"