it's jokes
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Abortion is not murder; it's canceling a pre-order.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."