it's jokes

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

You pecan do it!

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.

If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.

The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.

What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?

It becomes a chestnut.

What happens to a nervous nut?

It cracks.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.