it's jokes
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.