IT jokes
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
"Orange you glad I made it?"
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.